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assholedisney:

We were best friends in the army. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even. Whatever.

So then during the Northern Wei dynasty I started leading my first army, which was totally awesome until my dad died, and Mulan was like, weirdly jealous of it. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out…

Just finished “The Fault In Our Stars” by John Green

Crying. Speechless. Beautiful. One of my new favorites for sure. Gonna recommend it to everyone.

vicky491:

HAHAHAHAHA X’D
you know what ad campaign can go fuck itself?

assholedisney:

because guess what? i like cotton a lot too but no one wants to hear me sing about how it touches me and how it feels

like goddamn

i want to wear it, not seduce it

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